ch1 - dw 1
Dess is already waiting for you when you opened your eyes.
"Right same costumes, same weapons and same UIs."
"Alright, now how about YOU follow me this time?"
"It's only fair it is my turn."
Yes No
"Alright get a move on."
Dess moves to the east from the room you both fell into. You follow her.
There is a save point. *You reach out to it and you save.
"What're you standing there for?"
"Not the time to be zoning out here weirdo."
Dess slides a cliff the south of the save point. You follow her.
"Uh. what's that?"
"T-The queen… she…"
"Hey that thing looks like that little runt."
"Look I know they don't LOOK the same"
"but you know I mean they don't look like any monster."
"The queen.. she.. she.."
"Looks like it is just gonna repeat that."
"Get movin'."
As you follow Dess you see some plugs hanging from the sealing. They release an electrical shockwave that looks like it would be dangerous.
"I got this."
Dess manages to somehow avoid all of them with ease and get to the other side.
*You get to the other side without taking a hit as well.
As you continue moving with Dess, you see more of the same creatures repeating lines that do not make sense. Ahead you spot Skir talking with someone who's sitting on a chair levitating,
"I told you I'm not a kid."
"That Is What a Kid Say"
"No they wouldn't!"
"Yes They Would"
"I won't continue with this useless line of questions."
"Hey looks like we found the little runt."
"Looks Like Your Parents Are Here"
"Took you both long enough."
"Can we just fight… whoever this is?"
"I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N"
"That's a stupid name."
"Yeah because someone like you can't comprehend anything"
"over 5 letters long."
"Okay, be my guest and say her name."
"Q5UE4…"
"I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N"
"Hey don't let them cheat!"
"Let The Goat Boy Give It A Shot"
You recite the serial code perfectly.
"Wow"
"Do You Want A Computer Head?"
"You're not putting computer heads on anyone."
"Nah looks like robot head over here is actually considering it."
"I don't care what he thinks."
"Wow I'm The BBEG And Yet This Hero Party Has Monologed Longer Than Me"
"Deal With Your Problems Then Call Me When You Are Done"
"Toodles"
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N floats away on her chair to the east.
"What's a BBEG?"
"The big bad evil guy."
"That doesn't look like a guy."
"You know, you suck at trying to get reactions out of people."
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N comes back.
"Lmao Wait, Are You Lighteners?"
"No they're not."
"Okay Nvm"
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N goes east again.
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N comes back again.
"Wait You Said They Are Not"
"That Means You Are One"
"Prepare To Be Captured"
Some cages drop down on you and Dess and Skir. Skir dodges out of the way. Both you and Dess are caught.
"Wow You Are Slippery"
"Are You Sure You Are Not A Kid"
"Are you sure you are not malfunctioning?"
Dess breaks out of the cage by using box splitter. You cut the cage with your sabre and break out.
"Oh My God"
"Silly Me"
"I Totally Forgot"
"These Cages Are Only For Thirteen Or Younger"
"My Bad"
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N heads east again.
"Hey! Come back here miss Q5!"
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N comes back again.
"Call Me Queen"
"Clearly You Big Kids Can't Handle A Simple Few Arrangements Of Letters And Numbers"
"We're not kids!"
"What? You're a kid aren't you?"
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N… Queen slowly moves east.
"No. I'm a teenager! A TEEN.AGER."
"So you're just a kid."
You start to slowly move east with Queen. Dess and Skir continue bickering.
"Great Team You Have"
"Very Functional And Mature"
"How About Some Fun Away From These"
"Children Arguing"
"And Some Diplomacy"
"ASRIEL! YOU'RE NOT DITCHING ME!"
When you look back, the Queen has already ditched you.
"Maybe you should ditch her."
"Someone with her pathetic intelligence doesn't deserve"
"Someone with your patience."
"You vermin…"