ch1 - dw 11
You see Dess already waiting for you on the other side of the acid tunnel. ^37085f
"How long have you been here?"
"For a while, what the hell were you two doing for that long?"
"I knew it was a secret path that I had to go through but you both had me waiting for a while."
"Asriel you know you don't keep a girl waiting for you man."
"We had to take a boat through a battery acid lake."
"…A battery acid lake?"
"Don't act surprised after all you've seen here."
"This place does not operate on logic."
"Do you think there could be a vault full of gold coins somewhere?"
"After we defeat Queen we could be rich as hell."
"If she has it."
"You're not going to oppose my idea or anything?"
"What, did Asriel speak some sense into you?"
"Do you prefer to be berated constantly?"
"No no keep doing what you're-"
"Unfortunately for you."
"Your trial for a respectful conversation has ended"
"You do not get the luxury of another one for the rest of our journey."
"Unless maybe you decided to take the role of a jester in my castle."
"Jesters are known to be heard by people in power so you'll be able to present all of your"
"ridiculous ideas."
"You got that out of your system?"
"Worry not, I still have a lot more."
"Sigh… whatever you say brat."
Dess joins your party again.
"Where did that girl go?"
"What girl?"
"Ohhh Flipp!"
"Correct, want an award for being able to understand basic context?"
"Screw off."
"Anyway she just kinda ditched me after I arrived here."
"There were a concerning amount of death traps she had to guide me through…"
"Puzzles?"
"No, like actual death traps."
"I'm talking ones like in the movies where if you stand on a pressure plate"
"a trap would activate and you die."
"Or some which just blow you up."
"And some that just smash your head in."
"Nothing Asriel can't deal with anyway."
"Yeahhhh well here is the problem uh."
"A lot of them were like the other puzzles we did."
"You break a vase? Entire place goes up in flames."
"You lift up a plate? A gun is ready to shoot you in the head."
"You go through the wrong door even with the right key and a spike appears and impales you."
"Queen did not have these puzzles for us."
"Yeah which makes me think that it was made by that kid otherwise"
"Queen could've tried lethal force already."
"She wants both of you alive."
"Why both us exactly?"
"I'm no prophet or oracle of information."
"However I can infer that she needs lighteners alive."
"For what?"
"Are you-"
"Not bad."
"No, that was a good attempt."
"Heh."
"We should be close to where Queen is."
"Asriel, take time to get ready and get some items."
"You might need it for what comes next."
"Yeah Asriel and you should stand around in a random corner zoning off for no reason"
"while you're at it as well."
You pass through this room to the next, to what appears to be a roof.
"No, don't ask me how the layout works."
"I am as much in the dark as you are Asriel."
"What?"
"Did you guys not go up?"
"We passed through a tunnel."
"Okay."
You find a save point. You reach out and…
"Despite the party of ASD bickering as usual…" "You are filled with the power of wanting to a better team name."
*You save.^30387j
You explore the room for a bit till you spot Queen on her ever so floating chair with a glass of acid. She is waiting in a slightly bigger flooring than the dangerously narrow paths you had to move through in the roof. Nothing still has any railings.
"Alright no place to hide now QUEEN!"
"That Sounded Derogatory"
"What no! I just-"
"Wait hold on how would that be bad?"
"Monarchies SUCK!"
"Aren't You Both Servants Of The Short One?"
"NO?!"
"They Are A Monarch Are They Not?"
"I rule over a city."
"I Rule Over A City Too You're Not Special"
"Look Asriel Hun"
"My Sweetie Pie"
"Why Don't You Leave These Foolish Children And Come Join Me"
"I Promise With A 96% Chance You Will Still Have Some Goat Face Left"
"You Can Flourish Under The Warm Embrace Of My Bosom"
*Flourish under her bosom. \Perish above her bosom.
You start to move over to Queen.
Dess grabs your clothes from the back.
"Dude, focus."
"I cannot believe this."
"Neither Do I"
"Ohohohoho"
"Enough talk!!"
"Let's fight!"
"Do You Not Want To Know Lore About My Very Sympathetic Story On Why I Am Evil"
"No."
"I want to beat your ass for what you did to me."
"You Mean Beating Your Own Ass"
"Groan."
