ch1 - dw 3
You all head to the next room.
You spot two people that look like speakers behind counters.
"We can get some items here."
"Looks sketchy."
"C] Nothing sketchy about these bagels!" "K] Yeah these bagels can sketch!" "C] Yep! They sketch and aren't sketchy!"
"Lets beat them up and steal their stuff."
"You want us to get into any fight whenever possible huh?"
"Is that ALL you find fun here?"
"C] Our bagels just got a special discount!" "C] 1 bagel for 350!"
"HOW much?"
"You want to repeat that, speaker head?"
"C] Uhhh…" "K] 1 bagel for 350!"
"…"
"Urghh, okay. Let me ask you something."
"What's the original price?"
"C] 400." "K] I thought it was 350."
"These guys aren't worth it."
"We're out."
After rudely leaving these vendors you all continue exploring until you reach a large puzzle room.
"You're up now nerd."
"I command you as party leader to solve this puzzle."
"Brilliant."
"Great leading. Really showing initiative."
"Shut it, this nerd looooves puzzles."
"I'm only helping him be happy."
"Turn his brain gears."
"That wasn't the point."
*You solve the puzzle after a few attempts. Queen pops on a screen on the puzzle.
"Thank You For Writing Agree To All"
"Now You Peons Will Serve Me Till The End Of Time"
"No."
"Comprehended"
"You Will Work For Me Till No"
The screen closes.
"What was that for then?"
"It probably turned off one of the lasers."
"Why do you think that?"
"Because these are our only way forward."
"You do know that party leaders are supposed to try to infer these kind of stuff."
"You ever shut that mouth of yours?"
"I will when you start acting competent."
"Sure. Be that way then."
As it turns out, there was a path forward through some lasers.
You see the same vendors next to three teacups.
"C] Good luck figuring out which teacup is the way forward!"
"I have an idea."
"Hey you! Which is the right way forward?"
"Your friend told me to ask you."
"Are you stupid?"
"That's not going to-"
"K] If Cap'n said so!"
"K] It's the one to my right."
"See?"
"We don't know if that's a lie!"
"Don't care, get in."
As it turns out, this was the right teacup. You all step onto a floating platform to get to the other side of the room.
"You better follow what I say from now on."
"You were right only once, that doesn't mean you're gonna be reliable."
"What more do you want me to do?!"
"I'm proving that I can be dependable and what have you done for the team?!"
"You've only ignored my orders and tried to play around them!!"
"That's bec-"
"No, it's because you're a useless."
"Dumb."
"Condescending."
"Kid."
"Oh! My bad do you prefer to call you with your literal age title?!"
"Would that make you feel better?"
"Then maybe you'll have better ways to take jabs at me for no reason."
"…"
"Where are your parents?"
"You run off from home to have an adventure with two random strangers?"
"Aren't your friends worried about you?!"
"You are just so-"
You put your hand over Dess' shoulder from behind her.
"Sigh… Fine I'll stop."
The platform reached the other side.
The person that has been throwing notes at you is waiting on his Floating DJ booth. He clumsily falls off it.
"S] Oh no."
"Dead end speaker head."
"What the hell is your deal?"
"What are you attacking us for?!"
"S] Because you work for the Queen!"
"Where did you get that idea from?!"
"S] We saw how you're all buddy buddy with her!"
"We?"
"S] Cap'n, K_K fall on me!"
The two other vendors from earlier come down from the sky.
"What did I tell you?"
"C] We're the rebels that will stop you!" "K] We'll repel you away!" "S] K_K play some music!"
Some not battle music plays from K_K's head. They start vibing to it.
"Hello?"
"S] What's wrong?"
"C] Entranced by our music?"
"K] Do you not know of us?"
"No."
"S] Guess we're still underground.." "C] Don't worry Sweet, after we kick their butt they'll appreciate our art!" "K] Yeah our cool art!"
"S] Play some battle music!"
You all head south with you leading now. ^1600f8
"A cliff we have to slide onto."
"And it's the only way forward."
"Getting serious Déjà vu."
"Maybe a sign of bad omen."
"Scarf-neck, maybe you should break some mirrors while you're at it!"
You slide down the cliff. The rebel group floats down while playing some tunes.
Once you reach the bottom you all go on a conveyor belt going east overlooking the city. Some fireworks with your faces start exploding in the distance, showing patterns of your faces.
"Must be the work of these guys huh."
"Remember when we used to all go and watch fireworks together?"
"Then your little sibling would try to run off to their source and try to"
"Get some for their mischevious acts."
"Is this little rascal curious what it's like?"
"I could care less."
"Doesn't it go "I couldn't care less."?"
"That would imply I can't feel less interested in this."
"Come on, just admit you stumbled over your words!"
"That's not what it means."
"Admit you made a mistake then!"
"No, I made myself clear on what I meant and"
"you are too stupid to comprehend."
"No idea how you're able to convert anything into an insult."
"You are one annoying kid."
The conveyor took you to the other side of the room. You head north to the area where Cap'n and K_K were selling overpriced bagels.
