ch1 - dw Queen Fight 2

You all heroically enter the battle against Mega Queen! ^73c814

"Back With Cool Weapons And ThingyMabobs'"
"That Matters Little, I Have The Cooler Stuff"
"s dodge"

Skir dodges Mega Queen's fist before it slams down on them.

"Honey Is That You"
"That Better Be You"
"I Can't Have Any Other Person Hack Into My Mech"
"It Would Be Disastrous I Spent So Much Dark Dollars On The Firewall"

Dess attacks Mega Queen's Fist. 5612 damage is dealt.

"Uh Oh Typical Big Enemy Mistake Oopsie"

"The Time For Words Is Over"

"We figured."

"The Only Time Left Is FIGHT!"

"Ha Ha Just Kidding" "I Will Totally Just Keep Monologuing While I Kick At: Your Face"

Mega Queen Attempts to clap both her hands to crush all of you.

"all jump"

You all jump avoiding getting totally crushed.

As you fall down you summon your sabre, now glowing with a cyan outline to cut Mega Queen's face. 4231 damage is dealt.

"Asriel Asphalt Apostrophe Dice"
"Just Create A Dark Fountain RQ"
"Your Blade Looks Bad-'Ass' Enough To Do It"
"Come On Bro Just Stab The Ground While Thinking Really Hard"

Mega Queen begins to charge something.

"dfnd."

"What does THAT mean."

"Hold your ground and defend."

"Are we SURE we want to do that?"

"trust"

You all defend.

Mega Queen shoots lasers out of her visors. Magical bubbles appear on all of you and deflect the lasers back to Mega Queen. 10325 damage is dealt.

"How tanky is this thing?!"

"Just keep attacking, it will break eventually."

"Dessy Dessie Deery"

"Don't call me that."

"I'll Give You All The Baseball Bats You Need"
"Any Rhythm Game You Want"
"Join Me And You Get To Have Your Own Mech With Your Face On It"
"The Antlers Will Be Painted Blue Too"
"With The Same Color Code Too"
"It Will Get Its Own Name"
"Call It Dess Blue"

Mega Queen is about to slam on the ground to shake you all off balance.

"s spam"

"Are you certain?"

"trhow dgagers fasttd"
Skir throws tens of daggers at Mega Queen's Face which halts her attempt. 461 damage is dealt more times than you can count.

"Maybe Dess Blue Sucks Ass Actually"
"Other Person, The Water Tank One"

"I would rather you make fun of me than title me that."

"Why Are You Helping Them Anyway"
"Actually Who Are You Lmfao"
"My Systems Have No One Called 'Dummy Dum Dum' In The Database"

Mega Queen is attempting to slam her fist on Dess.

"dpary"

Dess holds her mace in a defensive stance and manages to deflect Mega Queen's Fist.

"Damn these upgrades are crazy!"

Mega Queen is slightly stunned.

"Now is our chance!"
"Asriel, you can cast dual magic with Dess!"
"Just go to the magic menu and select the appropriate spell!"

*Asriel's SOUL shines with great power! You and Dess Cast Mega Splitter!

You hold out your sword and as Dess sends a projectile to begin stop and Cut at Mega Queen's Face, you send out a bolt of lightening, enchanting the attack greatly! 50345 damage is dealt!

"Why couldn't we do that before?!"

"The moment did not require for it before."
"-Now's not the time for questions."

"I'm Running Out Of Quippy Or Interesting Dialogue"
"Running Dialogue Loop 2"

"Now Is The Time To Fight (Only)"
"Goat Boy Deer Girl With Your Will And Determination You Can Create A World"
"Free Of Fear Or Drama"
"Drama?"

"Yes Show Drama Like The Mafia One"

Mega Queen lifts up her leg and there is a hole in her shoes is about to unleash something.

"usethatagain"

"You heard her!"

*Asriel's SOUL shines greatly. You and Dess Cast Mega Splitter into Mega Queen's boot. 60000 damage is dealt. and explosion inside the boot occurs. 70000 damage is dealt.

Mega Queen is able to get back on her feet again however.
"Come On Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You In The Face"
"I Can Give You As Many Anime Girl Figurines"

Mega Queen Starts to charge her visor for lasers again.

"all out go gogogo go"

*Asriel's SOUL shines greatly. You and Dess Cast Mega Splitter into Mega Queen's Face. Skir throws all the daggers they have.

800832 damage in total is dealt.

This stops Mega Queen's charging.

"How much hp does she have?!"

"She was just healing internally."
"I believe she is out of power now."

Mega Queen begins to emit smoke.

"Oh Uh Oh"
"Shoot…"
"I May"
"Have Been…"
"Defeated"
"But I Have One Final Trick Up My Sleeve…"
"Initiating Self Destruct"
"321"

Mega Queen's head detaches from the body and flies up. Before you are able to react to defend, a great explosion occurs.

Your vision blurs as you struggle to make out what happened.