You lose every set on purpose.

"What the hell was that?"
"That was on purpose man."
"I'm not a kid, I can handle losing!"
"You are an asshole man."

"Don't lie to me."
"Queen he was sandbagging right?!"

"Yeah He Was Definitely Turning Into A Sandbag There"

"Whatever. Forget about this stupid game anyway."
"Doesn't matter when I can beat your ass normally."
"My Processors Sense So Much Salt I Might Malfunction"

"Shut your trap."

"I Do Not Possess A 'Trap' Here"
"Groan"

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