ch1 - dw 7 spamton encounter 1
"HEY HEY HEY!!!! IT'S ME!!!"
"EV3RY BUDD'SY NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN"
"SPAMTON"
"SPAMTON G "
"SPAMTON G SPAMTON"
"HEHHHAHEHHEAHEA"
"WOAH "
"HE HEY HEY HEY"
"IF IT IS'NT A LIGH nER "
"LOOKS LIKE [You are all alone at night]"
"YO'RE FRIE NDS [She just ditched me!] IN A LATE NIGHT?"
"SALES, GONE DOWN THE [drain] [drain]!!!!!!!!!"
"LIVING YOUR LIFE IN A [Please spare change?]"
"HEHEHHEAHHEHEAHEAEHAEHAHEAHEHAEHHEHEA"
He punches the trash can visibly upset.
"WELL I HAVE A SPECIL DEAL FOR YO U"
"FOR [lonely hearts] LIKE YOU"
"IF YOU HAVE LOST CONTROL OF [this is MY LIFE]"
"AND HAVE MANAGED TO LEAVE [THESE ARE MY PEOPLE] AWAY"
"THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GRAB IT BY THE [silly strings args[]]"
"SO WHY BE A [LITTEL SHOT]"
"WHEN YOU CAN BE A BIG "
"BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]]"
"BIG SHOT]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
"BIG SHOT]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]"
"HEHHEAHEHAHEHAHEHHEHAHEAH"
He gets closer to you.
"THAT'S RIGHT! NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!!"
"AND I HAVE THE THING YOU JUST NEED "
"THAT IS"
He is faced down suddenly with no emotion on his face.
"[ HyperLink Blocked. ]"
He is back to his insane antics.
"YOU WANT IT DON'T YOU"
"YOU [good deals!] IT DON'T YOU?"
"HEHAHEHAEHEHHEHAHEA"
"WELL ALL YOU HVAE TO DO IS SHOW ME"
"THAT"
"[heart shaped object]"
"HEHEHHAEHAHEHAEH"
You step back.
"WOAH WOHA DON'T [Don't go!!]"
"YOU ARE A LIGH neR AR3 N'T YOU?"
"YOU HAVE GOt THE [light]"
"DON'T YOU"
"WHY DON'T YOU"
"[show it off]"
"HHEHEHSEHHEHAEHEHHHEAHHEHA"
You start a battle.
*You defend.
"[Young] MAN"
"ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY DEAL?" ^35d823
