ch1 - dw 8
You see Skir hung upside down by their legs over a tank of water in one of the festival stands.
"Untie me right this instant."
Queen and Flipp are on the other side of the festival stand ready to throw some daggers to cut the rope off Skir's leg.
"u kinda agreed to this"
"I did not."
"Yes You Did Say I Agree To Whatever Queen Wants"
"I did not even say that once."
"What I said was "I could care less about what queen wants"."
"Hey!!!"
"Oh great the clown is here."
"u have clowns?"
"I Don't Know Do You Have Clowns"
"Nevermind."
"Do whatever you want with them."
"Asriel, stop them!"
"Wow great friends you are."
Queen winds up and throws a dagger at the rope holding Skir. The rope gets cut off and Skir falls in the water.
Splash
"nice throw"
"Yes I Know Sweetie, I Am The Best Shot There Is"
"i want to ti thm like a pinata and bash them til we see their insides next"
"What Did We Say About Killing Strangers Or Friends"
"that its bad"
"Yes"
"Do Whatever Your Heart Desires Then"
"Ohohohohoho"
Queen runs off.
Skir resurfaces from the water.
"u can swim?"
"Were you planning for me to drown?"
"And what were you two doing?"
"I could have died there."
"I mean it looked interesting."
"And pluuuus it's nothing a Heal Prayer can't fix."
"ur praying for heals?"
"how"
"That's just its name."
"It's not actually praying."
"Wait do you actually genuinely believe that magic can just"
"fix anything and any problem here?"
"You can still die here if you aren't careful."
"This isn't a game, there is real consequences to this."
"even my mom doesnt scold like this"
"She's an irresponsible parent."
"Dess you didn't run off anywhere without Asriel did you?"
"How would you know?"
"That's all I needed to confirm it."
"I'm getting scolded by everyone today for no reason."
"Will you all just get off my case?"
"I'm not a kid who just explodes and dies if left unattended."
"Explosions and dying here are very well attainable."
"That was supposed to be a metaphor you runt."
"You should have worded it better then."
"i think ill um go now"
"Good. I don't want to see your face after your non surprising betrayal."
"can we still use u as a pinniata>"
"No."
Flipp heads the same direction as Queen.
Skir leaves the tank of water and places themself behind Dess as the party was once ordered for wandering.
"Sucks to have you back."
"The feeling is mutual."
You head to where Queen and Flipp went.
You find a save point. You reach out and… "The S finally joined D and A" "however the keys as shaky as they are…" "You are filled with the power of SDA team."
*You save. ^7d090c
You climb a set of stairs that have a have lack of guard rails. You wonder who approved to build this place.
Dess is lost in thought as you climb the stairs.
"What?"
"Thinking of throwing me off the steps?"
"Steps?"
"Yeah these are steps."
"Need me to spell it for you?"
"S"
"T"
"I know what it is dip&"£#."
"Then what is bothering you?"
"I thought it was called staircases."
"Negative."
"Staircases are for ascending from different levels in a building."
"Steps are for going into a building."
"Do you see a building in sight?!"
"You do know that we are not in a building."
"The Queens mansion is up ahead anyway."
"So my point stands."
"Urghhh whatever."
Dess' expression seems to be less intense than before.
Once you ascend you find a puzzle requiring you collect 40 mice on balloons into a bucket and deposit it.
The number increases to 400 4000 40000 The number seems to just be getting more zeros. You hear tampering from behind the display showing how much mice you need.
"HEY I SEE YOU BEHIND THAT!"
"ono"
Flipp flies to Queen's mansion quickly.
The number now sits at 4000000000000000000000000000000000 mice.
"Looks like we'll be here till the end of time."
"What?"
"We can just jump over the gap that this puzzle is making anyway."
"We…?"
"Don't tell me you can't jump as well?"
"No, I can."
"Lets get this over with."
Dess jumps across the gap.
"Come on you two!"
Skir gets close to your ear and speaks in a tone only you can hear.
"(Asriel press the 'jump' text to jump over the gap.)"
"(You better not mess this up.)"
Skir jumps across the gap.
You jump towards Dess and Skir.
You reach the other side no problem. ^9a1fa7
"See? Why didn't you do that before?"
"Still a weenie after all those days huh?"
"Guess he was scared to challenge your intelligence by skipping puzzles."
"I might actually throw you off if you keep this up."
"Please do try."
You head east. You see Queens mansion in the distance with approximately 2101 steps down that lead to it.
You made that number up.
You see Queen on her floating chair drinking acid.
Three cages drop and capture all of you.
"Huh?!"
"No evil monologue?!"
"That Was Part Of The Plan But The Cages Came Down Fast"
Dess casts Box Splitter. The cage does not break.
"I Have Finally Included All Ages For These Cages"
"Now Children And Adults (Bigger Children) Can Enjoy Imprisonment"
"Aren't you an adult?"
"I Am A Computer With Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N"
Dess casts Box Splitter. Dess casts Box Splitter. Dess casts Box Splitter. Dess casts Box Splitter.
The cage is still not broken.
"Stop."
Dess casts Box Splitter.
Dess drops down tired.
"Ohhh what the hell…"
"Why am I so tired…?"
"When you use your magic outside of battle, it drains your actual energy."
"Any more and you will essentially be committing suicide."
"So that's why earlier…"
Dess faints.
"…"
"Queen maybe we can work a compromise."
"Okay"
"You Have 2.3 Seconds To Speak Your Mind"
"That's not enough time t-"
"Time depleted."
"Statement Not Convincing Enough For A Compromise"
"Enjoy Prison Life"