ch1 - dw 9
You reach a room while still trapped inside the cage. The room that is customized with several items. ^b227ca
Behind you is a giant monitor that starts up and shows Queens face.
"Is It Not So Great To Have A Personalized Room With Your Search History"
"I Even Added Communication Devices So You Can Talk With Your Friends About"
"How Great Your Room Is"
"Please Do Not Attempt To Escape As I Genuinely Forgot To Calibrate All My Puzzles"
"LMAO I Do Not Know What I Would Do If You Broke Out"
"Now Stay Here Till I Think Of Ways To Get You To Work For Me"
The monitor turns off.
*You try to speak into the communication device that is on the other side. *You call out to Dess and Skir.
There is no one responding. Someone enters your room through the door.
"o ur not the short 1"
"lwky this kinda boring as a cncluson"
"i wonna see u fight mommy since last time"
"ur girl got her ass beat"
"so im gonna prison break u"
"ok?"
Flipp gets on top of the cage and tampers with something.
The lasers holding you in turn off.
"also dont worry"
"mommy kinda wants to see u for 1 final f8"
"so shes not gona get mad"
"u want me to free ur other friends?"
"ok i will"
Flipp leaves the room.
*You examine a mountain of papers. "From search query 'how to bake a good pie'." "It is every single pie recipe on the internet written on paper." "Ranging from snail pies to water sausage pies to pi pies."
*You examine a tree with a flower stem. "From search query 'how to grow a flower from its stem'." "It is a tree that has duct tape around the middle connecting it to a flower stem." "On closer look it seems the tree is made of paper."
*You examine a character doll from mew mew kissy cutie. "From search query 'beary vs silencer all fight scenes'." "It is Beary Deary, it looks like a small bear at the size of a school back bag" "It has some technology on its wrist." "You think it helped Mew Mew with her adventures in the first series."
*You examine a floating glitchy atom model. "From search query 'whyd oescr bon bnd with everyhtinh'" "You reach out to touch the atom but it turns out it was just a hologram."
*You examine a worm with a floating name of 'Dexutiv'. "From search query 'random character name'." "The floating name above the worm keeps changing along with what creature it is."
You leave the room to be met by a hallway that has several room doors like yours as well as doors on the walls above the doors that are accessible and doors above the doors and even more doors.
Skir exits one of the rooms. They spot you.
"I see you are well."
"Hopefully your friend is good as well."
"Lets go check on her and make sure she is still breathing."
You enter Dess' room, the room is decorated in the same manner as yours, as in it has random items scattered around as well as a giant monitor on one of the walls. Dess is on the floor still unconscious.
You cast Heal Prayer on Dess. Dess's HP was healed to max.
"Looks like she won't be up for a while."
"We should stay here and wait for her to get up before we go."
"A plan is required before we make any move otherwise Queen will destroy us."
"Why don't you explore her room and see what you can find about"
"her to make fun of her for."
"Don't worry, I won't snoop around myself."
"I won't go to that level to antagonize her."
"I'll wait outside and keep a lookout."
Skir heads outside the room.
*You examine 2 pixilated characters. "From search query 'how to do good fighting game combos'." "The character with an outrageous weapon seems to be repeating" "a string of moves over and over again on the other character."
*You examine a set of brand new looking guitars. "From search query 'guitar brand like this one', with an image attached to the search query." "The guitars here look nothing like the image however they have varying colours."
*You examine a tea plant on a rocking wheelchair. "From search query 'tea brands from hometown'." "The tea plant seems old because it has a leafy beard."
You examine a motorcycle with its tires on fire. "From search query 'easy"
"Urghh…"
"Is that you four-eyes?"
Dess gets up.
"Looks like we're alive."
"What is up with this room?"
Queen's face appears on the monitor.
"Is It Not So Great To Have A Personalized Room With Your Search History"
"No???"
"I Even Added Communication Devices So You Can Talk With Your Friends About"
"How Great Your Room Is"
"Please Do Not Attempt To Escape As I Genuinely Forgot To Calibrate All My Puzzles"
"Dumbass."
"LMAO I Do Not Know What I Would Do If You Broke Out"
"Now Stay Here Till I Think Of Ways To Get You To Work For Me"
"That was recording wasn't it?"
Dess walks to the set of guitars.
"From search.."
"Wait you didn't snoop around here right?"
"This place is stupid anyway lets get out lets go lets go!"
Dess pushes you outside the room and exits before closing the door.
"We don't have to see anything inside these rooms you know!"
"Oh it's you."
"Great to have the team together again."
"Look. I'm not even going to respond to that otherwise we'd be here bickering"
"for 20 minutes and I would rather beat Queens ass right now."
"Huh, I guess even you can display a hint of intelligence."
"Damnit man."
Dess and Skir add themselves to your party.
*You examine a door labelled 'Kris' room". "You examine the door and notice it's subpar but industrial look."
"Why would Queen have a room for-"
"I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a room for everyone in hometown that had Wi-Fi."
"Yeah that makes sense I GUESS…"
"Still kinda weird it's this close to our rooms though."
*You examine a room labelled 'Skir's room'.
"Would you not?"
"You both saw my room so it's only fair we see yours."
"You do know that I am a child and this is very wrong to-"
"Oh so now you're a kid."
"Changing it to what is most convenient to you?"
"Ignoring the part where it is wrong to look in my room?"
"I didn't look at anything inside yours if that would make you feel better."
"You expect me to take your word for it?!"
"Yes."
"…"
"Sigh"
You continue heading east. You find a lobby room that has a statue of Queens long legs. You find a save point. You reach out and…
"Not needing to go down 2101 steps to reach the mansion…" "Fills you with the power of knowing the difference between steps and staircases."
*You save.
You go inside a café inside the lobby and buy a few items and armours for your party. *You equip Royal Pin. *You equip B.ShotBowTie on Skir and Dess.
"My first piece of armour!"
"We shall host a celebration in my castle for this occasion!"
"I will only get knocked down in 4 hits now!"
"Just be grateful you got something at least."
"We look like his servants."
"Well it is time you leave your kingdom to him maybe?"
"And besides I think I look awesome in this."
"Don't know why being his servant was your first thought."
"Shouldn't you have some self respect for someone with a big ego like yours?"
"…Asriel does this make me look 'Awesome'?"
"You look rad." "I equipped it so you wouldn't die."
Skir seems surprised. "I do?" ^3a0d94
"Don't try your luck fishing for more compliments from the this guy."
Continue exploring the mansion.
Skir seems disappointed. "Right. I did ask for better armour for that reason." ^08edc6
"Who's the clown now?"
Continue exploring the mansion.
You find a room with a singular vase. ^204939
Queen's face appears on a giant monitor in the room.
"Now I Know You Are All Loving My Mansion"
"But We Have A Few Rules Around Here You Have To Follow"
"One Wipe Your Shoes"
"Two Have Fun"
"Three Respect The Pottery"
"Four Have Fun"
"Five List Entry Duplication Error"
"Come on, you know what to do!"
"Do not."
Which devil on your shoulder should you listen to?
BREAK THE VASE!!! Could be a trap.
You break the vase. ^5a1ff7
Swatchlings appear.
"What is wrong with you two?"
"Worth it."
You spare the enemies.
"Get a move on…"
You go to the next room where there is… A LOT of vases.
"ASRIEL!!!!!!!!"
You break all of the vases and encounter a lot of enemies. You fight and spare all of them.
"If I have to fight another swatchling after this… I'm going to puke."
"You guys can puke?"
"I think it is for the best we never find out."
As you ignore the vase and exit the room. Dess breaks the vase and runs to the next room with you. ^c3dc29
You go to the next room where there is… A LOT of vases.
You move through all the vases and head to the next room with the team.
"I wonder what happens if a vase is broken."
"Yeah I wonder…"
You Find a room with four paintings of the Tasque enemy. ^ff1271
To the west the Tasque on the painting is called "Tasc". To the east the Tasque on the painting is called "Timberly". To the north the Tasque on the painting is called "Task". To the south the Tasque on the painting is called "Tasq".
You find a lady holding a spiked whip with the same colour scheme as the Tasques.
"*The Tasques require organizing and order!" "*Otherwise they would need to be disciplined." "*Would you please assist with the organization of the paintings?"
"*Which painting comes first alphabetically?"
"*Which painting comes third alphabetically?" ^c23956
"*Which painting is fourth?" ^3ce112
"*How refined." "*Your organization skills are superb." "*I would be happy to organize your city!" ^426f9b
Dess covers your mouth.
Tasque Manager is recruited.
Dess gets her hand off your mouth.
"I knew you were about to spew something that might've antagonized her."
"And I cannot be bothered with you trying to flirt with someone here."
"Aww someone jealous?"
"No. This degenerate flirts with everyone, it is a surprise he didn't try his luck with Queen yet."
"Oh."
"*Wrong. It seems your organization is lacking." "*Someone ought to whip you into shape." ^0a1a00
"You seem awfully unbothered by this."
"Cease."
You spare Tasque manager and recruit her.
You find a room that seems to have a secret somewhere as hinted by one of the people inside of it. ^4d1528
*You find the secret which is a button unlocking a room. The room has a laser with a place to insert the "KEYGEN". You think you know where to find this.
You find Dess and Skir outside. ^eb0169
"So you guys are called darkners?"
"And we're lightners?"
"I have said that four times already."
"Yes."
"So.. what are you?"
"You suck at this."
They both spot you.
"You are okay."
"Well of course he is."
"Yeah right of course he is…"
"Aw come on you're going to that place alone again??"
"Fineee urghhhh."
You are back to exploring the Queen's mansion. ^f7e2ee
You solve a few puzzles and move through the mansion unlocking a few shortcuts along the way. You come across a room with some swatchlings scared of a plate that is shaking.
"What could they be afraid from?"
"They literally have bigass cats in the mansion."
"Why don't we go and find out?"
You get near to plate. You lift the plate lid.
Inside there is a tens of mice.
"Really?"
"Is there something I missed?"
"Annoying mice."
"?"
The mice begin to from into a mause wheel, a wheel of mice. You spare it in battle and tasque manager helps you recruit it.
"Hopefully no more shenanigans, I'm getting tired of recurring annoying stuff."
"You do know we are in the world that supports that logic."
"Ugh I know!!!"
You go into another room with many many spots for tables but no tables. The monitors on one of the walls on the room turn on and Queen's face appears.
Tables with plates drop on every spot mentioned.
"Only One Of These Plates Has The Key To The Locked Door"
"This Will Add About 10 Hours Of Play Time"
"Enjoy"
The screen turns off.
"No way is hell we're doing this."
"Have we got any other choice?"
"Groan"
Which Plate do you choose? ^f7b5ef
Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate.
It seems that was the wrong one… ^ae0405
The plates reset.
"Dude."
"We have time."
"Yeah but do we have patience?"
"Maybe you don't."
Which one do you pick again.
Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate. Random plate.
You picked the wrong one again. ^6c5984
The plates reset.
The screen turns on again.
"You Have Added 1 Minute To The Play Time"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"You Have Added 1.01 Minutes To The Play Time"
The screen turns off.
You try to pick another plate
"Yeah you're acting like a dumbass."
"I'm taking this to my own hands."
"What could you possibly-"
Dess casts Box Splitter on the plates.
"How about that?!"
"Is there anything else you do but cast that?"
The attack was able to destroy several plates, accelerating how fast you can find the key.
After a few attempts you find the key and proceed.
Despite all odds you found the right one. ^f65e5e
"That was lucky."
"Yeah tell me about it."
You come across a room that has some sort of giant mech looking like Queen. ^b99b5f You can only see the torso of the mech however. ^50478b
"Are we going to have to deal with that?"
"Possibly."
"Possibly?!"
"What do you mean possibly?!"
"I do not have the knowledge on everything."
"Let alone how people may act."
"I made this assumption based on what Queen might do."
"Then lets destroy it!"
"We can not."
"Watch me!"
Dess casts Box Splitter on the mech. It does no damage.
"I watched you."
"That didn't happen."
"It very well did."
"Well at least I tried!"
"What have you done?"
"You do know I cannot cast magic right?"
"Besides, the mech is something that is just too much for us right now."
"And attacking the Torso, the most protected part would be the torso."
"I guess…"
You move through and up the mansion. You spot Flipp.
"You."
"me?"
"Yeah you!"
"its me?"
"You tricked me before!"
"na i didnt & i also freed u"
"This is part of another plot."
"I know you act clueless to bait us into traps."
"did u thooooo"
"You tied me above a tank of water!"
"ye"
"Can you do that to them again?"
"if u want to"
"No."
"Come on just take them!"
"i might if they a lightner"
"You already know I am not one."
"oh well"
"how about the antler one"
"Me?"
"idk"
"Wait what do you want from us?"
"i was to captr u"
"So… you expected us to just… give ourselves in?"
"kinda"
"No."
"worth ashot"
"What is your backup plan?"
"ther is a secret root thru this bokshelf and if 2 of us take it"
"we can get to mommy faster"
"And pray tell why would we split up with you?"
"cuz its fun"
"and the next route can only take 2"
"Well why doesn't the runt-"
"I'm not going with her."
"Why not?"
"I do not trust her."
"Simple as that."
"Fine."
"its ok im only taking 1 of ur 2 only friends away"
"well go now"
Both Dess and Flipp go through the secret area.
"…She's just trying to get into my head."
"That's not going to work."
"Let's go."
*You move west and find a room where three swatchlings are watching a projection. That projection seems to be someone creating a pillar of smoke. You think you can make out who is making that smoke. On closer look, you realise that you maybe have no idea who that is.
*You move east and find a duck boat on a pool of acid. The boat seems to only have space for 2 people only.
"Really?"
